Brokeback Kitty

Nope, ain't been sheep herding. Ain't found 'the man'. My lower back is FUBAR'd and I've got to get it fixified. The doc explained how the biomechanics work, and because of my wonderful mechanical aptitude- let me pat myself on the back... ahhh- I understood what he had in mind. He tugged and popped and checked for dominant muscles, and checked for tight muscles. I got 'micro current' as well. Let me tell you as someone whose been in the electrical biz for a long time that having electricity applied to you is a tad unnerving at first. Things do wiggle, then things get hot. I felt like an overclocked Pentium processor before too long. So we have a plan and I'm going to work the plan, but I realized something. Think about this for a minute, you get bent into a pretzel, put on a table and racked out- this is a disk tweak, and it did help- rotated, pressed, wired to a machine and gently jolted, and let's not forget the tugging and occasional pop emanating from the joints. Now, there are people in Portland who pay BIG money to get this done to them by certain 'providers', and they don't even have a bad back! Take a look, if you're over eighteen (blah blah blah), at this lady. I'm sure she'll tweak you up just fine! Here is a golden opportunity for someone to turn lemons into lemonade. One could go and find themself a BettiePage/Ilsa, SheWolf of the SS/Chiropractor! What's wrong with a strong willed honey fixing up a poor bloke's broke back? "First, vee POP zee joints. Und zen" Creeeaaaak "Vee relieven zee prezzure on zee diskenplaten by stretchen das spinenkorden! Zen I press you down onto das platform!" Wumf! You know, I admire people who practice their trade with such professionalism and attention to detail. I don't care if they are on my PPO list or not!

In any case, I do want my back to get better.