Showing posts with label Texas Time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas Time. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Home State

There's a comment from SwirlyGirl on my site. It's not about death or cycling or marital combat, but about Texas. I forgot I have a whole section of this blog dedicated to my Texas time, so I went back, reviewed what I wrote, and discovered I didn't have one good thing to say about Texas.

SwirlyGirl sees more good things in Texas than I do, and that makes sense. After all, she lives there and I don't. This got me to thinking of people's thoughts about their home state that I have heard over the years. I can't help but contrast Texas' hot and flat landscape to the hills, mountains, and trees of northwest Oregon. Even our high desert, to the east, doesn't seem to have been ravaged by the sun as Texas appeared to be. Texas may boast of Lance Armstrong, but we are the cycling nation's strong arm. We are the best place to ride, and we are striving to make it safer. Texas seemed, to me, to be the shining buckle in the bible belt; buffeted and polished by nature's wrath -tornadoes and hurricanes. I can see Texans looking at us from ravaged homes and overturned trailers to say, "but it rains so much up there." And any good Christian from Texas, I've met plenty, will tell you that Oregon is a bunch of heathens. We're running around here like savages, hugging trees and worshipping every pagan god known to man.

My view of Texas, which comes from examining a very narrow slice of a pie of varying flavors, reminds me of what a friend said of Vietnam. He was stationed in the Delta, an area that was flat like Texas, allowing him to see everything. He told me the guys in the Delta would say, "it's all in the open." They didn't want to be in the jungle saying, "there's too many places for someone (the enemy) to hide." The guys in the jungle had the opposite opinion, "I can hide. How do those guys in the Delta survive, out in the open like that?"

Perspective is a funny thing.

Monday, September 4, 2006

Back from Texas

I wrote this while waiting at a terminal in the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport. With my liberation from Texas only two hours away, I started to watch people come and go. A cluster of television sets hung above the seating area, tuned into one of the better known news stations. Disinterested in the television, I decided to write down my observations as they happened.

A young girl in dark sweatpants, white athletic top, and green sandals walks up to her sleeping friend and wakes her up. The young girl wants one of the seats the friend is sleeping on, and the friend slaps her arm. The girl sits down, they talk for a moment, and the friend curls up next to her and goes back to sleep. The girl is a symbiosis of human and technology. An IPod sings into her ears, and her thoughts and intentions are transmitted through her hands, each of which hold a cell phone. Her light brown hair is pulled back except for one lock that hangs loose. An older man, sophisticated in the ways of Gentleman’s Quarterly, sets his case in a seat that is away from everyone. He walks off leaving it unattended. The TV above us says Mississippi is the most obese state in the union. I notice the pretty young lady who went through airport security ahead of me still has her lip balm. Airport security seems to be satisfied that her balm isn’t a hazard, but if that were me, I would have frisked her many times, maybe even turned her upside down and jiggled her a bit. It’s my fear of lip balm, you see. A lady with long dark curly hair walks by. Her jeans are just hugging her booty. I would hug it too. The TV questions if our ports are safe. I see a woman in her late thirties in a long white sweater over a black top, with black pants. She has a red necklace and her hair is very dark. She slowly paces about and seems anxious to get her traveling over with. The sophisticated gentleman has returned with a Starbucks coffee. He’s annoyed that a little old lady has seated herself next to his unattended case, and I begin to think that something prissy and vain lurks under his respectable veneer. The TV tells us to stay tuned for secrets to bug proof our homes. A woman in her twenties sits nearby reading a fashion magazine. Her hair is pulled back into a knot, and she is wearing business attire –a tan skirt and navy blue blouse. Her jacket is neatly folded and placed in the seat next to her. I find the light colors of her suit disarming, as business clothing’s usual dark grays have undertones of invasion and conquest. I admire her shoes and think if I were a woman I would probably have a lot of shoes, especially a pair of Manolo Blahnics. The TV is asking if our playgrounds are safe. As I look away from the TV, I am arrested by the sight of a young girl, a little over five feet tall, with short sassy blond hair, pouting lips, bright almond eyes, and a black dress. The dress has a deep v cut that shows the inside curves of her breasts. A large medallion, either silver or silver blue depending on how the light strikes it, hangs by black band down into her valley. The skin on her face, neck, and chest is very smooth and clear. Her boyfriend also has blond hair but his goatee is sandy brown. Her small hand is on the inside of his arm, and as I look at her hand, I can almost feel how gentile her touch is. The TV is showing a succession of children chanting “Tick tick tick tick.” The message at the end reproves us to stop global warming while there is still time. The plane has arrived, and they are starting the boarding call.

I arrived in Portland three and one half hours later. Tonight it is cool and not too dry. I notice all of the trees, tall and green. The moon is full, and my cat is sitting on the railing watching bugs fly in the dark. One of the few good things I can say about being in Texas is it gives me a better appreciation of living in Portland.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Hot and bothered

It's still hot and boring here in Arlington Texas.

Yesterday's highlight: More vaginoplasty on TV.


Weekend Highlight: I met one of the better known JFK assassination researchers while in Dealy Plaza.
Jeff Groden's credentials include working as an advisor on the set of Oliver Stone's movie JFK. He even played the part of the projectionist at the Clay Shaw trial and one of the doctors at Parkland Hospital. Mr Groden was a participant in the House Select Committee on Assassinations, and wrote many books about the assassination. I was very surprised to find him among the vultures who sold material or gave impromptu 'tours', but if I had to bet on where I would find him, Dealy Plaza would be the place.

Tonight's Highlight: Shannon Doherty.

The weather changed while I'm eating dinner at Salt Grass. The rain is coming down hard at a forty five degree angle, and I have to walk back to the hotel with my laptop under my arm. I guess I'll stick around and wait out the storm.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Roller Terror

Tonight I'm in a part of Texas that really is interesting. It's a restaurant called Mortini's, down inside a building that sits on the corner of Elm and Houston in downtown Dallas. That's the same Elm and Houston that frames the northern half of Dealy Plaza, the site of the Kennedy assassination.

My voice is a little hoarse, and my throat is a bit tender. I've been screaming today, not in anger, but in fright. I went to Six Flags and rode almost all of the roller coasters. It was fun, but I haven't been subjected to this in a long time. In fact, these are the fastest rides I've been on. I decided to start out with the simple ones and work my way up to the big dog in order to subject myself to increasing levels of terror. I rode Shock Wave first.

Built in 1978 it's the first ride to feature two loops, and it goes up to 60 mph. Next was the Texas Giant, a very large and twisty wooden roller coaster. I forgot how these things will beat the unholy hell out of you. Imagine being fired through a loopy gun barrel while two heavyweight prize fighters beat on your ribs and lower back. I only rode that one once. Finally I wandered over to the big one. An orange monster called The Titan. This thing drops you from it's 255 foot peak at 85 mph through the ground into a 120 foot long tunnel. They warn you, and it's no joke, that you must not have any hats, glasses, cell phones, or other carry-ons on the ride; at peak velocity they will leave your possession. At one point I saw a very nice set of sun glasses flying away.

The ascent is long enough for me to reconsider the choice I made to get on this thing. I could see so much of Texas from up there, and realized my sense of security, attachment to the earth, and sense of calm, was no longer under my control, but in the possession of this iron dragon. I swear that descending from this height, you cannot see the rails at all. You cannot feel a connection to them. There is only the sense of falling, very very fast to the ground. This is as close as one can get to experiencing suicide by jumping off a tall building without actually doing it. When my senses and all of the serenity they maintain are stripped away in that compressing, wringing, torrid ride, there is but one thing to do. Scream. Scream to God and all of his creation. No plea. No request. Just the voice of primal terror, launched from deep in the lungs with whatever air is still left. I got my wits about me and rode The Titan once more.


The day ended with a far more sedate ride on an old steam train, then I went home to shower and drove to Dallas, where I'm enjoying a very good meal in a building down below Dealy Plaza. A place forever in the shadow of true horror, while off to the west lies a fine counterfeit, and I intend to return to ride The Titan again and again.

Monday, August 14, 2006

America's Skillet

Arlington Texas is as hot as a skillet left over a flame all day, but isn't black like a skillet. Arlington is light brown. Besides the dry dirt and grass, there is sun bleached pavement garnished with whole and broken beer bottles. It's as if Animal House and the dust bowl of the 30s got together and this overheated wasteland was the result.

I went to a restaurant that had not renewed their liquor license. They told me they could not sell their beer and chose to give it away. I got a choice of Bud Light, Miller Light, or Coors Light. I know they hid the Sam Adams. It's like getting a free pass to the Mustang Ranch only to find out when you get there it's 'beastiality night'.

Three more weeks, including this one, and I'm out of this joint.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Texas

I've been in Texas for a week now. It's because of work. I've got three more weeks to go, and I'm bored to death but it is a chance to get caught up on things. Reading, this site, and cable TV. I don't watch TV at home, but when I get on the road I catch up.

Some of the few highlithts of this trip...

I went to the bank for cash, I really really need it. The bank police stopped me at the door. There was a robbery and they closed the bank. A robbery! So I got my cash from the Visa at a gas station.

The state bird here is the shattered beer bottle. Honestly, I have not seen so much broken glass since my days in Tacoma.

One of those famous midwest storms came from out of nowhere. It rained like crazy and the heat never let up. It was like a sauna outside.

Tonights TV highlight:

Vaginoplasy. Yeah man, some surgeon is 'fixing' a young girls vagina. She had a kid, so now he's going to...uh...tighten it up? This involves cutting out little wedges on each labia, then sewing things back together. Oh, and an injection of 'harvested fat cells' from the liposuction that was performed on the girls tummy. One shot on each side. It made me wince several times and I don't even have those parts.