Peace of Mind

My kitty is looking too thin. She's been like that for months and it worried me. So Wifey-Do takes her to the vet along with the six million dollar dog (A broken down dog, barely alive. We can rebuild him. The owner has the money), and the two animals get a check up.

The vet says my cat is the picture of health. Her kidneys are putting out 'highly concentrated, beautiful' urine. Glad to know that cat's pee is top of the line. Hide your car tires.

Monetarily speaking, I'm thinner too. But I know my cat is in a svelte summer condition and not suffering from something else. Can't put a price on that.