True Sh*t 5: So Help Me, George
A long long time ago, I can still remember how some occasions made me smile. Sometimes a young girl gave me a chance, we would go on the floor and dance, and maybe I would be happy for a while.
That occasion often took place at an establishment called the Copper Penney, over on SE Foster road. I saw a lot of interesting things on the dance floor. Sometimes someone would really look foolish. That would be me on occasion.
One night, a young and distracted girl danced with me. She kept looking around at something behind her. It was her behind. Something wasn't right. I tried to keep in step with her twists and turns, wondering, what's she looking at? Finally she turned her butt to me and pointed at it, "Does this look right to you?"
I had to stop for a moment. I was young but had enough sense to know one thing; that was dangerous territory. I replied, "You look nice." It satisfied her and we went on dancing.
That was one time I avoided putting my foot in my mouth. Now lets fast forward a few years. Here we are on YouTube. Look at this here...
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It's Amber, and we the viewing audience are asked to look at a few things. A tat, slathered with a moisturizer, a bump, and a T Shirt that says ROC. Wait a minute. It's ROCK. The K wasn't in view. Yes, I see the whole word now. Oh my...
This is where my mind's alert systems come on, and my fingers, held over the keyboard, are under good guidance. George Bush Sr. whispers, Nah, won't go there, wouldn't be prudent. Once again, I recognize where I am and respectfully back away. We say "Nice Tat" and leave ROCK alone, lest we get one thrown upside our head by way of Canada.
4 comments:
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They say she was asking for it - do you think she was asking for it?
Now that I think of it, you're right. You only asked our opinion on the tatoo. Sometimes my brain gets jiggled and I become confused.
I wasn't offended. I'm a smart enough girl to know that if I stand up with something written on my shirt, that it will be hard not to naturally try to read it, given that it's a shirt with words and I'm a big girl.
I was just meaning to say, was it that I intended a response from viewers when I stood up - that intake of breath? Maybe. Probably. Most likely.
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