Happy Farkin' St Patricks' Day

I forgot it was St. Patricks' Day. I saw people in green and forgot. I went to McMennanins' and forgot. Then some dude fired up the bagpipes. Now I won't forget.

I thought Irish bagpipes don't sound as good as Scottish bagpipes. Then I thought, is that like saying a Maine Coon on a hot plate sounds better than a Seal Point Siamese on a hot plate?

Oh well. I had two beers, and being a lightweight, I'm really loopy. Good thing I walked to the pub. Hope I got all the typos.