You've got the touch

I don't mind getting a hair cut at all. There's not much to take care of. All I need is to go down to the scalp. I'm low maintenance. I love getting my hair cut by a lady. Any chance to feel gentile feminine fingers on my scalp is a chance worth taking, plus I like the first feeling of that cool air across my freshly mowed hair. The Alley Cat is just like any other harmless loveable fuzzball; a scratch on the head and we're doing fine.

My hair stylist today had very warm fingers. The trimmers she used produced just the right vibration to cause part of my scalp to go slightly numb. That was interesting. Maybe she had some novacaine on her hands. Most women don't have hands that warm, but then if I had been holding a hair trimmer all day, I guess my hands would be warm as well.

Like many young ladies around Portland, she had a very interesting tattoo. A young girl with a cat wrapped around her left shoulder. It's a work in progress, and I want to return to see how it turns out. The tatoo artists around here are getting pretty good.